Comedy Central HD
美国
Comedy Central HD 是美國有線電視頻道，主要播出單口喜劇、原創動畫影集以及半小時劇本式情境喜劇。其節目內容以成人幽默為主，深夜時段常安排未刪減的單口喜劇特輯與早期短劇節目的重播。該頻道也會選播1990年代與2000年代的喜劇電影，並偶爾播出紀錄片式特輯，介紹喜劇演員或探討特定喜劇俱樂部的歷史。音樂與新聞片段並非其常規節目，但文化評論與諷刺內容會出現在某些固定系列中。
對於沒有有線電視訂閱的觀眾，可透過該頻道自家的串流平台收看部分原創影集的精選集數與完整季數，但需以參與的電視業者帳號登入。Comedy Central HD 的線性電視節目表由多數主要有線電視與衛星業者發布，頻道播出時間表通常會隨季節調整，以配合新影集首播與節日主題馬拉松。高畫質訊號與標準畫質版本播出相同節目，並升頻至1080i解析度。
节目表
07:00 - 07:30
South Park
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
07:30 - 08:00
South Park
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
08:00 - 08:30
South Park
My Future Self 'n' Me
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
08:30 - 09:00
South Park
Cupid Ye
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
09:00 - 09:30
South Park
The World-Wide Privacy Tour
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
09:30 - 10:00
South Park
Japanese Toilet
Series, Animated, Sitcom
South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.
10:00 - 10:30
South Park
Deep Learning
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
10:30 - 11:00
South Park
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
11:00 - 11:30
South Park
Spring Break
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
11:30 - 12:00
South Park
Sermon on the 'Mount
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy, Dark comedy
When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.
12:00 - 12:30
South Park
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
12:30 - 13:00
South Park
Weight Gain 4000
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
13:00 - 13:30
South Park
Volcano
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
13:30 - 14:00
South Park
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
14:00 - 14:30
South Park
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
14:30 - 15:00
South Park
Death
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.
15:00 - 15:35
South Park
Pink Eye
Series, Animated, Sitcom
An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.
15:35 - 16:10
South Park
Damien
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
16:10 - 16:45
South Park
Starvin' Marvin
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.
16:45 - 17:15
South Park
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Series, Animated, Holiday, Sitcom
Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.
17:15 - 17:50
South Park
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Series, Animated, Sitcom
While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.
17:50 - 18:25
South Park
Mecha Streisand
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A prehistoric monster threatens the world.
18:25 - 19:00
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
19:00 - 19:30
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
19:30 - 20:00
South Park
Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
20:00 - 20:30
Seinfeld
The Kiss Hello
Series, Sitcom
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
20:30 - 21:00
Seinfeld
The Doorman
Series, Sitcom
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
21:00 - 21:30
Seinfeld
The Jimmy
Series, Sitcom
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
21:30 - 22:00
Seinfeld
The Doodle
Series, Sitcom
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
22:00 - 22:30
Seinfeld
The Fusilli Jerry
Series, Sitcom
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
22:30 - 23:00
Seinfeld
The Diplomats Club
Series, Sitcom
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
23:00 - 23:30
The Office
Costume Contest
Series, Sitcom
Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood.
23:30 - 00:00
The Office
Christening
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.