Comedy Central HD
الولايات المتحدة
قناة Comedy Central HD هي قناة كابلية في الولايات المتحدة تركز بشكل أساسي على الكوميديا الارتجالية، والمسلسلات الكرتونية الأصلية، والمسلسلات الكوميدية النصف ساعة المكتوبة. يميل محتواها بقوة نحو الفكاهة الموجهة للكبار، حيث تخصص فقرات متأخرة من الليل لعروض كوميدية ارتجالية غير مقيّدة وإعادة حلقات من برامج المقالب السابقة. تعرض القناة أيضًا مجموعة من الأفلام الكوميدية، غالبًا من تسعينيات وألفينيات القرن الماضي، إلى جانب حلقات خاصة وثائقية عرضية تسلط الضوء على الكوميديين أو تستكشف تاريخ نوادٍ كوميدية معينة. لا تشمل برامجها المنتظمة فقرات موسيقية أو أخبارية، لكن التعليقات الثقافية والهجاء يظهران ضمن بعض المسلسلات المتكررة.
للمشاهدين الذين لا يملكون اشتراكًا كابليًا، تتوفر حلقات مختارة ومواسم كاملة من بعض المسلسلات الأصلية عبر منصة البث الخاصة بالقناة، والتي تتطلب تسجيل دخول من مزود تلفزيون مشارك. تُن
الجدول
07:00 - 07:30
South Park
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
07:30 - 08:00
South Park
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
08:00 - 08:30
South Park
My Future Self 'n' Me
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
08:30 - 09:00
South Park
Cupid Ye
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
09:00 - 09:30
South Park
The World-Wide Privacy Tour
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
09:30 - 10:00
South Park
Japanese Toilet
Series, Animated, Sitcom
South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.
10:00 - 10:30
South Park
Deep Learning
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
10:30 - 11:00
South Park
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
11:00 - 11:30
South Park
Spring Break
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
11:30 - 12:00
South Park
Sermon on the 'Mount
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy, Dark comedy
When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.
12:00 - 12:30
South Park
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
12:30 - 13:00
South Park
Weight Gain 4000
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
13:00 - 13:30
South Park
Volcano
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
13:30 - 14:00
South Park
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
14:00 - 14:30
South Park
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
14:30 - 15:00
South Park
Death
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.
15:00 - 15:35
South Park
Pink Eye
Series, Animated, Sitcom
An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.
15:35 - 16:10
South Park
Damien
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
16:10 - 16:45
South Park
Starvin' Marvin
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.
16:45 - 17:15
South Park
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Series, Animated, Holiday, Sitcom
Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.
17:15 - 17:50
South Park
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Series, Animated, Sitcom
While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.
17:50 - 18:25
South Park
Mecha Streisand
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A prehistoric monster threatens the world.
18:25 - 19:00
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
19:00 - 19:30
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
19:30 - 20:00
South Park
Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
20:00 - 20:30
Seinfeld
The Kiss Hello
Series, Sitcom
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
20:30 - 21:00
Seinfeld
The Doorman
Series, Sitcom
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
21:00 - 21:30
Seinfeld
The Jimmy
Series, Sitcom
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
21:30 - 22:00
Seinfeld
The Doodle
Series, Sitcom
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
22:00 - 22:30
Seinfeld
The Fusilli Jerry
Series, Sitcom
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
22:30 - 23:00
Seinfeld
The Diplomats Club
Series, Sitcom
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
23:00 - 23:30
The Office
Costume Contest
Series, Sitcom
Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood.
23:30 - 00:00
The Office
Christening
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.