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Join Edinburgh Comedy Award Newcomer nominee Joe as he tackles the tyranny of Post Office jobsworths, confronts the stupidity of celebrities on Twitter and accidentally gets into an argument with Isis (not that one) in this Chortle Award-winning show recorded at the Duchess...

Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows on television.

This time on the 'Box', 'The Grand Tour', 'Dragons' Den', 'The Box', 'Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA', 'Holly Willoughby Together', 'The Runner' and BBC News (Reform UK donations).

A missing persons investigation goes from a suspected kidnapping to something even more sinister. And in Hertfordshire, officers pursue a predator targeting elderly victims at cashpoints.

After an accident at a fun run, Kirsty is rushed to Queen's Medical Centre, Nottingham, one of the busiest A&E departments in Europe. In the Children's Emergency department, seven-year-old Hunter is with his mum, after he fell from a tree.

Rita wants to sell her stepfather's collection of clocks so she can visit long-lost family. On the other hand, Kevin needs funds to properly house his collection of dresses, including a Coco Chanel.

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The competition kicks off at the Laurel Bank Hotel in Fife, run by friends Lee and Emma. The B&Bers come out swinging during an afternoon at an Edwardian mansion complete with its own golf course.

In Clydebank, Winnie and Ashley host at their Hidden Horizon glampsite. Some guests lap up the luxury of the plush glamping pods, but others are left wanting more. After a boat trip on Loch Lomond, the hosts get a sinking feeling at feedback time.

Father-and-daughter team Jav and Sara host at their boutique Lemonfield Hotel in Seaburn, Sunderland. Two of their guests don't feel sweet about their suite and during an afternoon of glassblowing, two B&Bers find one of the hosts to be a bit much.

Gary and Chris host the week's final visit at The Grays Hotel in Blackpool. The B&Bers are pleasantly surprised by the colourful rooms. Everything's going far too well, so naturally the guests find some issues at breakfast.

Tension abounds on payment day, with a number of suspiciously low scores throughout the week on the agenda. When the dust settles and the payments are revealed, someone will emerge from the vitriol victorious.

The competition kicks off in Milcombe, Oxfordshire, where Ru and Alex hope their recently refurbished Horse and Groom Inn will set them racing to the winning post. But facilities faults and bed bothers blow them off course.

Alex and Lucy host the week's second visit at Four Bells Glamping in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk. Their luxurious bell tents offer extensive creature comforts. But that's not enough for some. And a DIY breakfast proves divisive.

For the second visit running, the B&Bers are off glamping, this time at Jo and Dan's Bredon View Glamping Retreats in Worcestershire. The digs are impressive, until a stain, well, stains things for one pair.

The final visit of the week takes the B&Bers to Bromley, where Graham and Vee encourage their guests to lord it up at their elegant place, The Manor at Bickley. And with relaxing, enchanting rooms on offer, it's the perfect spot for some R&R.

It's been a week of divisive digs and bothersome DIY breakfasts. What better way to sort it all out than with a good old-fashioned sit-down on payment day?

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go to south London to catch up with identical twins Chris and Matt Wickham, who were buying together. Also, trainee solicitor Jemma Pollock was after her first home, with a little help from her dad.

Kirstie and Phil examine the pros and cons of period properties and modern homes, as they revisit a sprawling semi in Whitley Bay and a chaotically clumsy new-build in Stevenage.

This time, the house hunters are Veronica and Jude from north London. Veronica's parents come from Galicia in northern Spain, but this couple want to find somewhere warmer, so they're heading south in search of their perfect holiday home.

Kim and Rob love the traditional white villages in Andalusia - the Pueblos Blancos - and are looking for a bolthole to enjoy with their family. Danni Menzies is on hand to help them find the perfect property.

Jean Johansson is with Hastings couple Lisa and Rob in the countryside villages of Charente in southwest France. They want to move with their two young children to enjoy Charente's sunshine and a slower pace of life. They have a budget of £150,000.

Leah Charles-King helps Claire and her daughter Judy find a holiday home in Chania, Crete. Leah shows them five fabulous options for their budget of £160,000, from flats with pools to a 19th-century traditional house oozing with character.

Two teenage brothers need a peacekeeper but are sceptical that Maggie, a Chihuahua cross, has the look they're after. And Nicola and Matt are a couple with very different dogs in mind, so it's down to Woodgreen to find a pooch they can both agree on.

Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows on television.

Meteorologist Jack warns of terrifying gales and floods, but few listen. By the time Earth's leaders act, millions have been killed by polar ice. Can Jack beat the deep freeze to rescue his stranded son? His son Sam is in New York trapped with a number of others in the library,...