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Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows on television.

The celeb Goggleboxers watched: "The Nevermets", "Beat the Chasers", "A Quiet Place", "Outrageous Homes", "King of Collectibles: The Goldin Touch", "The UnXplained: Mysteries of the Universe", and "Top of the Pops" 1992.

This time on the 'Box', 'The Grand Tour', 'Dragons' Den', 'The Box', 'Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA', 'Holly Willoughby Together', 'The Runner' and BBC News (Reform UK donations).

Richard Ayoade chucks a doll's head at a gargoyle, Nina Conti fills her face with citrus fruits, Matt Lucas attempts to conquer his vertigo, and Alex Horne flops about in flippers.

Lucy Beaumont, Fatiha El-Ghorri, Richard Herring, Paul Merson, Denise Van Outen and Layton Williams take on a breakfast set challenge and a surprise second challenge to throw the most toothbrush holders on the wheel.

Brokers John and Mary head to Windsor to view a mega mansion in 40 acres of prime polo territory. And Guy Bradshaw from Sotheby's takes on a neglected Grade I listed mansion in north Wales.

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Steve and Helen have travelled the world in search of the perfect holiday home and have settled on Torrox on the Costa del Sol. Scarlette Douglas does her best to help them find the right property for their £95k.

Leah Charles-King helps Claire and her daughter Judy find a holiday home in Chania, Crete. Leah shows them five fabulous options for their budget of £160,000, from flats with pools to a 19th-century traditional house oozing with character.

Jean Johansson is with Hastings couple Lisa and Rob in the countryside villages of Charente in southwest France. They want to move with their two young children to enjoy Charente's sunshine and a slower pace of life. They have a budget of £150,000.

First to host in North Devon is eco campaigner Hector Christie, who's hoping to wow everyone with a selection of raw food delights and home-grown produce. However, the guests are more amazed by Tapeley Park, the stately home he lives in!

It's day two in North Devon and the turn of former cabaret queen and make-up artist Kirsten Brend to impress her guests. Kirsten hosts a Danish themed night, showcasing her roots.

Third to host in North Devon is 39-year-old slate salesman Damion Fearnley. Damion is aiming to impress his guests with a carefully crafted menu of restaurant quality food.

In North Devon, it's the turn of theatre nurse Jenny Fox to host. She's hoping to execute her evening with medical precision, but it doesn't get off to the best start.

The final night in North Devon sees retired housekeeper Viv Foster on hosting duty. She's feeling confident about her posh dinner party after years of experience serving the rich and famous.

In Birmingham, married couple Veda and Varun kick off the competition with an Indian-themed menu. On night two, Rachel and Anna aim to impress with their home-cooked favourites, and last to host are Su and Dave, who throw a hatter-style tea party.

Laura Hamilton helps Teresa find the perfect property on Portugal's western Algarve, with the help of Teresa's niece Emily.

Paul and Bev want to fulfil their lifelong dream of relocating to Torrevieja, Spain. With £100,000 to spend on a home with room for guests, Jean Johansson hopes to find them that special place.

Craig Rowe is house-hunting in the southern French city of Carcassonne with Sue and Tony, in search of a holiday bolthole for their budget of £100,000. This isn't their first viewing trip to the area, there's already a property on their radar.

Gary and Alison from south Staffordshire are looking for a rural holiday home in the Haute-Vienne area of central France. For their budget of £100,000, Laura Hamilton lines up five great properties.

Wedding dress designer Emma and her husband Andrew have been holidaying on the Greek island of Lefkada. For Emma's budget of £120,000, Jasmine Harman has her work cut out to marry Emma's wish list with what's on the market.

Kirstie and Phil examine the pros and cons of period properties and modern homes, as they revisit a sprawling semi in Whitley Bay and a chaotically clumsy new-build in Stevenage.

Bryony and Matt dream of bringing a slice of California surfer chic to the Cornish coast. But they've only given themselves a year to finish it, despite the construction of the irregular frame being done almost entirely on site, and by hand.

Richard Ayoade chucks a doll's head at a gargoyle, Nina Conti fills her face with citrus fruits, Matt Lucas attempts to conquer his vertigo, and Alex Horne flops about in flippers.