Comedy Central HD
美国
Comedy Central HD 是美國有線電視頻道，主要播出單口喜劇、原創動畫影集以及半小時劇本式情境喜劇。其節目內容以成人幽默為主，深夜時段常安排未刪減的單口喜劇特輯與早期短劇節目的重播。該頻道也會選播1990年代與2000年代的喜劇電影，並偶爾播出紀錄片式特輯，介紹喜劇演員或探討特定喜劇俱樂部的歷史。音樂與新聞片段並非其常規節目，但文化評論與諷刺內容會出現在某些固定系列中。
對於沒有有線電視訂閱的觀眾，可透過該頻道自家的串流平台收看部分原創影集的精選集數與完整季數，但需以參與的電視業者帳號登入。Comedy Central HD 的線性電視節目表由多數主要有線電視與衛星業者發布，頻道播出時間表通常會隨季節調整，以配合新影集首播與節日主題馬拉松。高畫質訊號與標準畫質版本播出相同節目，並升頻至1080i解析度。
节目表
07:00 - 07:30
South Park
The World-Wide Privacy Tour
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
07:30 - 08:00
South Park
Japanese Toilet
Series, Animated, Sitcom
South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.
08:00 - 08:30
South Park
Deep Learning
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
08:30 - 09:00
South Park
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
09:00 - 09:30
South Park
Spring Break
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
09:30 - 10:00
South Park
Sickofancy
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.
10:00 - 10:30
South Park
Wok is Dead
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday.
10:30 - 11:00
South Park
Conflict of Interest
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.
11:00 - 11:30
South Park
Twisted Christian
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.
11:30 - 12:00
South Park
The Woman In The Hat
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.
12:00 - 12:30
Parks and Recreation
Emergency Response
Series, Sitcom
Ben and Leslie put together a black-tie gala to raise money for the park, but a drill for a city-wide emergency derails their plans; Andy gets ready for his police academy exam; Ron fills in for Leslie on "Pawnee Today.".
12:30 - 13:00
Parks and Recreation
Leslie and Ben
Series, Sitcom
Leslie and Ben work to complete a years-long project in two hours; Ron's temper causes trouble.
13:00 - 13:30
Parks and Recreation
Correspondent's Lunch
Series, Sitcom
Leslie's speech for a media event goes missing; Ben starts his new job; Ann asks someone an important question.
13:30 - 14:00
Parks and Recreation
Bailout
Series, Sitcom
Leslie tries to help a failing video store stay open; Chris advises Tom on dealing with a difficult employee; Ann tries to force April to be her friend.
14:00 - 16:00
50 First Dates
Movie, Romantic comedy
Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it...
16:00 - 18:30
We're the Millers
Movie, Comedy, Action, Crime drama
Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's...
18:30 - 19:00
Seinfeld
The Friars Club
Series, Sitcom
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
19:00 - 19:30
Seinfeld
The Wig Master
Series, Sitcom
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".
19:30 - 20:00
Seinfeld
The Calzone
Series, Sitcom
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
20:00 - 20:30
Seinfeld
The Bottle Deposit
Series, Sitcom
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
20:30 - 21:00
Seinfeld
The Bottle Deposit
Series, Sitcom
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
21:00 - 21:30
Seinfeld
The Wait Out
Series, Sitcom
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
21:30 - 22:00
Seinfeld
The Invitations
Series, Sitcom
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
22:00 - 22:30
Seinfeld
The Foundation
Series, Sitcom
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
22:30 - 23:00
Seinfeld
The Soul Mate
Series, Sitcom
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
23:00 - 23:30
Seinfeld
The Bizarro Jerry
Series, Sitcom
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
23:30 - 00:00
Seinfeld
The Little Kicks
Series, Sitcom
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.