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Albert hoards old clothes, much to Harold's amusement. As usual, Albert has the last laugh when a fashion photographer turns up looking for a radical shoot location. Harold sees it as an opportunity to meet some `classy birds'.

Harold's love life is going through a tricky phase, so he doesn't need Albert to be a wet blanket when he decides to get a water bed.

Harold brings home a 'what-the-butler-saw' machine in the back of the cart, but one of the stars featured in the flickery old film seems strangely familiar. For the local vicar it seems to be a chance to make some money.

When local mobster Frankie Barrow starts a protection racket, Albert's martial arts friends manage to save the day.

Albert gives his son the run around when he's confined to bed with a slipped disc in the evergreen comedy, but if the invalid is bed bound - who is nicking all the liquorice allsorts and beer from the kitchen?

Albert tries to get in touch with the 'other side' to try to contact his wife, and Harold of course thinks it's all a con.

Alan and Philip are puzzled when items of expensive-looking, trendy furniture suddenly appear. Could Rigsby's motive be anything to do with Brenda, the pretty blonde photographic model who has just moved into one of his flats?

Rigsby plays on Alan's fear of the unknown with tales of vampires, werewolves and ghosts, but strange things happen when their thoughts turn to the 'Grey Lady'.

Rigsby and Vienna prepare to spend a grouchy, cheap Christmas alone.

Rigsby returns to find two unexpected arrivals, Miss Jones and a baby. However, a baby is against the rules.

When an actor arrives at the house everyone becomes stage-struck, except Rigsby. He says he never trusts a thespian, especially one with rosebud wallpaper.

A professional gambler requests the help of Terry and Arthur in order to retrieve some stolen winnings.

Joyce has been let down by her first-aid instructor and must find someone else to train the staff. Mateo is back from Madrid and claims he is fully qualified in first aid and can teach the class - for which he will be paid a cool 200 euros. When he turns up with a plastic...

When Manchester experiences an earth tremor, Monica's waters break, and she goes into labour. On the other side of Chatsworth, however, the same tremor knocks Frank off his barstool and puts him in a coma. Monica refuses to have the baby unless Frank is present, but how long can...

With the lease up for renewal, George announces he is raising the rent, so the tenants look around for another person to share costs. Jo puts forward James, but Robin champions Linda.