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Following an argument over the use of the staff darts board Stan and Jack are challenged to a match by his old flame Iris and her friend. Stan tries to practice but drops his darts into Olive's stew and has trouble adjusting to his new set.

With the women of the family down with flu, Arthur and Stan must play nursemaid, but then Arthur also catches the flu, leaving Stan to cook, at which he is dreadful, and shop and clean, in addition to his day job.

Frank finds it hard to believe that the council has condemned their old house - especially after all the DIY improvements he has made.

At the woodwork class, Frank's carpentry leaves a lot to be desired, and his playhouse for Jessica is certainly a big project.

When Betty comes home after a dance lesson with their neighbour, Frank becomes suspicious of his intentions and insists on getting involved.

Frank's grandad arrives from Australia to find his grandson in drag.

Frank's local labour exchange puts him to work as a motorbike courier - with disastrous consequences.

Frank takes elocution lessons and visits an emigration officer.

Fletcher stands on the verge of freedom, but how will he cope with life on the outside?

Fletch's probation officer is disappointed that he hasn't found a job. Fletch plans to dig up some loot he buried in Essex before he went to prison, but there's a problem.

Fletch meets a runaway teenage girl and gives her the benefit of his wisdom.

Fletch's probation officer finds him a job as a night porter in a small hotel - but the prospect of a steady job gives Fletch cold feet.

Fletch recognises an old confidence trickster whose scam was to steal jewellery left in the night safe by a female accomplice, who then claims compensation.

When Fletch discovers his ex-wife and her boyfriend are going to pay for his daughter Ingrid's wedding reception, he is tempted by an offer to make some quick money.

Mildred decides that she and her husband George will celebrate their wedding anniversary in style at a posh London hotel. However, chaos ensues when a shady businessman mistakes George for a hit man.

Sharon gets a visit from estranged husband Chris, seeking a quick divorce so that he can marry his new love Angie, a blind woman, but Tracey has a few doubts.

Sharon, Tracey and Dorien end up jobless and the resulting financial crisis leads to a huge row. Garth and Marcie launch their pub successfully, thanks to a mystery celebrity Twitter endorsement.

Arthur announces his new venture into the world of satellite dishes.

A new Entertainments Manager position is up for grabs at the Solana and Monty needs to beat off the competition to secure the role. He will surely be a shoo-in with Joyce in charge of the appointment, so he starts to make plans for a magical evening at Neptune's featuring the...

Chesney's shop is burgled, and to add insult to injury for Remona, her estranged father Barry arrives to see her. Remona has no interest in rekindling her relationship with him, but Chesney sees the good in Barry and tries his utmost to convince her to bury the hatchet. Not only...

Chrissy and Norman's wedding day comes round, and Robin, against Jo's counsel, does not tell Chrissy he loves her. George tries to keep the Ropers' invitations from Mildred.

Gary meets his son, Michael, in the present day. After seeing what could become of Michael, Gary attempts to make sure he has a brighter future.