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Following the hilarious drink and drug-fuelled misadventures of struggling actors, Withnail and Marwood, in London and the Lake District during the last months of 1969.

Gordon visits Bazzini restaurant in Ridgewood, New Jersey. Owner Paul Bazzini was an award-winning chef in New York who decided to run his own restaurant, but he never realised how difficult the change would be. Now, he finds everyday tasks overwhelming and his passion for food...

True-crime series 'Deadline Springfield' steps in to investigate when Lisa's college fund goes missing from under the sink.

There's a trio of terror as the town's overrun by plant body-snatchers. Lisa snaps and Homer and Cthulhu clash in fishy circumstances.

Mr Burns is found shot and everyone in Springfield has a motive. He stole the school's oil, he injured Santa's Little Helper, he prevented the school from hiring Tito Puente, and he forced Moe's to close down.

Bart's special April Fools' Day prank seriously misfires when the whole house explodes. Homer ends up in the hospital where a candy machine falls on top of him, sending him into a coma. While clips are shown of past blows to his head, family and visitors debate what to do about...

Faced with Homer's big meat-eating barbecue, Lisa turns to noted vegetarians Paul and Linda McCartney for help.

In South London, Kirstie and Phil help Jess and Zak, who've viewed over 60 properties to no avail, and then help self-professed oldest first-time buyers in town, Rachel and Alan.

After his second wife Loretta kicks him out, Carla's ex-husband Nick Tortelli returns to Cheers. Nick is back in an attempt to regain Carla's love in the hope she will take him back.

In his new job, Norm has the task of notifying redundant colleagues that they are being fired. He shows the utmost compassion for each of them, and even ends up having to console those who have been fired.

Diane secretly hopes that Sam will prevent her from leaving Cheers to go to Europe with Frasier, who's been offered a position at the University of Bologna.

Ray and Debra are taken aback when Michael shares a story about a bickering family at his school's open house.

Frank is so envious that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend, and Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman, especially his mother, having a male friend.

When Ray loses his ring he is propositioned by an attractive woman at the airport. When Debra learns what happened, she pretends to be single, but her plan has disastrous results.

Bart sells his soul to Milhouse, who swaps it for some ALF pogs, and Moe relaunches the tavern as Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.

The Springfield holiday of Whacking Day is coming, when live snakes get whacked with sticks, and Homer can hardly wait, but Lisa is horrified and persuades Barry White to help by attracting the snakes to safety.

Tony Hadley gives us the lowdown on his new tour. Charlie Higson chats about his new book. Amy Nuttall talks about new drama `Forever Home'. And there's music from Teenage Fanclub.

Anachronisms abound in this tongue-in-cheek tale of a young peasant who improves his lot by masquerading as a knight.

Kirstie and Phil look back on their best budget-stretching renovations, from a cramped three-bed semi in Long Eaton to a not-so-done-up terrace in Shropshire.

A lifeboat is converted into a yellow submarine camping pod, a mum and three daughters create a charming straw bale house, and George enjoys an oriental delight on the Isle of Wight.

Maria's stuck-in-the-past Sheffield house needs a complete facelift. However, with its lacklustre layout and dodgy décor to tackle, Maria begins to wonder if she can create the home of her dreams within her budget.

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At 20 decks high and almost a quarter of a mile long, Icon of the Seas is the world's biggest cruise ship. As the ship sets sail on its maiden voyage, we join holidaymakers and its army of crew on board this floating metropolis.

It's Raku week and our celebrity novice potters make animal sculptures and face the infamous bucket of doom in their second challenge. Whose creations will the judges go wild for?

How do the Westsiders handle Brooke's betrayal? On the Eastside, the group's gun is missing. And new survivor Alix leads a raid across enemy lines that can only lead to conflict.

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