Comedy Central HD
Spojené státy americké
Comedy Central HD je kabelový kanál ve Spojených státech, který se zaměřuje především na stand-up comedy, původní animované seriály a scénářem psané půlhodinové sitcomy. Jeho programování se silně opírá o humor pro dospělé, přičemž noční bloky jsou často věnovány necenzurovaným stand-up speciálům a reprízám starších skečových pořadů. Kanál také vysílá výběr komediálních filmů, typicky z 90. a 20. let, spolu s příležitostnými dokumentárními speciály, které profilují komiky nebo zkoumají historii konkrétních comedy klubů. Hudební a zpravodajské segmenty nejsou součástí jeho pravidelného vysílání, ale kulturní komentáře a satira se objevují v některých opakujících se seriálech.
Pro diváky bez kabelového předplatného jsou vybrané epizody a celé řady některých původních seriálů dostupné prostřednictvím vlastní streamovací platformy kanálu, která vyžaduje přihlášení od zúčastněného telev
Program
00:00 - 00:30
Seinfeld
The Shower Head
Series, Sitcom
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.
00:30 - 01:00
Seinfeld
The Doll
Series, Sitcom
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
01:00 - 01:30
Seinfeld
The Friars Club
Series, Sitcom
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
01:30 - 02:00
Seinfeld
The Wig Master
Series, Sitcom
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".
02:00 - 02:30
Seinfeld
The Calzone
Series, Sitcom
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
02:30 - 03:00
Seinfeld
The Wait Out
Series, Sitcom
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
03:00 - 03:30
Family Guy
Prescription Heroine
Series, Animated, Family, Sitcom, Comedy
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets addicted to his painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table, which becomes popular in the neighborhood.
03:30 - 04:00
Family Guy
All About Alana
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help; she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.
04:00 - 04:30
Family Guy
Girlfriend, Eh?
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend; Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.
04:30 - 05:00
Family Guy
Jersey Bore
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High School's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet.".
05:00 - 05:30
Family Guy
Oscars Guy
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump.".
05:30 - 06:00
Family Guy
Bend or Blockbuster
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.
06:00 - 06:30
Family Guy
A Wife-Changing Experience
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie; Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
06:30 - 07:00
South Park
Gnomes
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
07:00 - 07:30
South Park
Rainforest Schmainforest
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos.
07:30 - 08:00
South Park
Spontaneous Combustion
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.
08:00 - 08:30
South Park
Tweek vs. Craig
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
08:30 - 09:00
South Park
Jakovasaurs
Series, Animated, Sitcom
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.
09:00 - 09:30
South Park
Sexual Harassment Panda
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
09:30 - 10:00
South Park
Cat Orgy
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.
10:00 - 10:30
South Park
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
10:30 - 11:00
South Park
Jewbilee
Series, Animated, Sitcom
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
11:00 - 11:30
South Park
Chinpoko Mon
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
11:30 - 12:00
South Park
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
12:00 - 12:30
South Park
Red Badge of Gayness
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
12:30 - 13:00
South Park
The Brown Noise
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
13:00 - 13:30
South Park
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.
13:30 - 14:00
South Park
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
14:00 - 14:30
South Park
Quintuplets 2000
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
14:30 - 15:00
South Park
Timmy 2000
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
15:00 - 15:30
South Park
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
15:30 - 16:00
South Park
Cherokee Hair Tampons
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
16:00 - 16:30
South Park
Chef Goes Nanners
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children.
16:30 - 17:00
South Park
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
17:00 - 17:30
South Park
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
17:30 - 18:00
South Park
Probably
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
18:00 - 18:30
South Park
4th Grade
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
18:30 - 19:00
South Park
Trapper Keeper
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
19:00 - 19:30
South Park
Helen Keller: The Musical
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
19:30 - 20:00
South Park
Fat Camp
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
20:00 - 20:30
Seinfeld
The Bottle Deposit
Series, Sitcom
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
20:30 - 21:00
Seinfeld
The Bottle Deposit
Series, Sitcom
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
21:00 - 21:30
Seinfeld
The Invitations
Series, Sitcom
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
21:30 - 22:00
Seinfeld
The Foundation
Series, Sitcom
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
22:00 - 22:30
Seinfeld
The Soul Mate
Series, Sitcom
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
22:30 - 23:00
Seinfeld
The Bizarro Jerry
Series, Sitcom
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
23:00 - 23:30
The Office
The Surplus
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Oscar informs Michael that the office must spend a cash surplus or lose it in the next year's budget; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans.
23:30 - 00:00
The Office
Moroccan Christmas
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season.