Comedy Central HD
Spojené státy americké
Comedy Central HD je kabelový kanál ve Spojených státech, který se zaměřuje především na stand-up comedy, původní animované seriály a scénářem psané půlhodinové sitcomy. Jeho programování se silně opírá o humor pro dospělé, přičemž noční bloky jsou často věnovány necenzurovaným stand-up speciálům a reprízám starších skečových pořadů. Kanál také vysílá výběr komediálních filmů, typicky z 90. a 20. let, spolu s příležitostnými dokumentárními speciály, které profilují komiky nebo zkoumají historii konkrétních comedy klubů. Hudební a zpravodajské segmenty nejsou součástí jeho pravidelného vysílání, ale kulturní komentáře a satira se objevují v některých opakujících se seriálech.
Pro diváky bez kabelového předplatného jsou vybrané epizody a celé řady některých původních seriálů dostupné prostřednictvím vlastní streamovací platformy kanálu, která vyžaduje přihlášení od zúčastněného telev
Program
00:00 - 00:30
Seinfeld
The Secretary
Series, Sitcom
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
00:30 - 01:00
Seinfeld
The Race
Series, Sitcom
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
01:00 - 01:30
Seinfeld
The Switch
Series, Sitcom
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
01:30 - 02:00
Seinfeld
The Scofflaw
Series, Sitcom
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
02:00 - 02:30
Seinfeld
Highlights of a Hundred
Series, Sitcom
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
02:30 - 03:00
Seinfeld
Highlights of a Hundred
Series, Sitcom
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
03:00 - 03:30
Family Guy
Meg Goes to College
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.
03:30 - 04:00
Family Guy
Family Cat
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil.
04:00 - 04:30
Family Guy
LASIK Instinct
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.
04:30 - 05:00
Family Guy
Rock Hard
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.
05:00 - 05:30
Family Guy
Must Love Dogs
Series, Animated, Holiday, Sitcom, Comedy
Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.
05:30 - 06:00
Family Guy
80's Guy
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.
06:00 - 06:30
Family Guy
Brief Encounter
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.
06:30 - 07:00
South Park
Medicinal Fried Chicken
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
07:00 - 07:30
South Park
You Have 0 Friends
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.
07:30 - 08:00
South Park
Crippled Summer
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.
08:00 - 08:30
South Park
Poor and Stupid
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
08:30 - 09:00
South Park
It's a Jersey Thing
Series, Animated, Sitcom
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park.
09:00 - 09:30
South Park
Insheeption
Series, Animated, Sitcom
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
09:30 - 10:00
South Park
Crème Fraiche
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
10:00 - 10:30
South Park
HumancentiPad
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.
10:30 - 11:00
South Park
Funnybot
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
11:00 - 11:30
South Park
Royal Pudding
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
11:30 - 12:00
South Park
T.M.I
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
12:00 - 12:30
South Park
Crack Baby Athletic Association
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
12:30 - 13:00
South Park
City Sushi
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.
13:00 - 13:30
South Park
You're Getting Old
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.
13:30 - 14:00
South Park
Ass Burgers
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.
14:00 - 14:30
South Park
The Last of the Meheecans
Series, Animated, Sitcom
What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
14:30 - 15:00
South Park
Bass to Mouth
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
15:00 - 15:30
South Park
Broadway Bro Down
Series, Animated, Sitcom
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
15:30 - 16:00
South Park
1 Percent
Series, Animated, Sitcom
99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.
16:00 - 16:30
South Park
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Series, Animated, Holiday, Sitcom
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.
16:30 - 17:00
South Park
The Poor Kid
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.
17:00 - 17:30
South Park
Reverse Cowgirl
Series, Animated, Sitcom
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.
17:30 - 18:00
South Park
Cash For Gold
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.
18:00 - 18:30
South Park
Faith Hilling
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
18:30 - 19:00
South Park
Jewpacabra
Series, Animated, Holiday, Sitcom
When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy.
19:00 - 19:30
South Park
Butterballs
Series, Animated, Sitcom
An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.
19:30 - 20:00
South Park
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.
20:00 - 20:30
Seinfeld
The Beard
Series, Sitcom
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
20:30 - 21:00
Seinfeld
The Kiss Hello
Series, Sitcom
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
21:00 - 21:30
Seinfeld
The Doorman
Series, Sitcom
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
21:30 - 22:00
Seinfeld
The Jimmy
Series, Sitcom
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
22:00 - 22:30
Seinfeld
The Doodle
Series, Sitcom
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
22:30 - 23:00
Seinfeld
The Fusilli Jerry
Series, Sitcom
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
23:00 - 23:30
The Office
The Merger
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged.
23:30 - 00:00
The Office
The Convict
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison.