Comedy Central HD (Pacific)
الولايات المتحدة
كوميدي سنترال HD (باسيفيك) هي بث عالي الدقة للقناة الكابلية التي تقدم بشكل أساسي برامج كوميدية أصلية ومكتسبة. يعتمد جدول القناة في الولايات المتحدة بشكل كبير على عروض الستاند أب كوميدي وبرامج السكيتش والمسلسلات الكرتونية، مع تركيز على الفكاهة الموجهة للكبار. كما تظهر بانتظام برامج حوارية ليلية وبرامج إخبارية ساخرة، وغالباً ما تتناول الأحداث الجارية من منظور كوميدي. يخدم بث باسيفيك المشاهدين على الساحل الغربي، مما يعني أن برامج وقت الذروة تُبث بعد ثلاث ساعات من بث الشرق، بما يتوافق مع المناطق الزمنية المحلية للبث المباشر.
إلى جانب التلفزيون، يمكن الوصول إلى محتوى القناة عبر منصات البث المختلفة التي تحمل مكتبة الحلقات والعروض السابقة للشبكة. تعكس أدلة البرامج التلفزيونية لـ كوميدي سنترال HD (باسيفيك) عادةً نفس التشكيلة الأساسية لنسخة الدقة القياسية، ولكن بجودة صورة محسنة للش
الجدول
00:00 - 00:30
Seinfeld
The Wizard
Series, Sitcom
Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.
00:30 - 01:00
Seinfeld
The Burning
Series, Sitcom
George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.
01:00 - 01:30
Seinfeld
The Bookstore
Series, Sitcom
Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.
01:30 - 02:00
Seinfeld
The Frogger
Series, Sitcom
Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.
02:00 - 02:30
The Office
Christmas Party
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low.
02:30 - 03:00
The Office
Booze Cruise
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig.
03:00 - 03:30
The Office
The Injury
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office.
03:30 - 04:00
The Office
The Secret
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend.
04:00 - 04:35
The Office
The Carpet
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff.
04:35 - 05:10
The Office
Boys and Girls
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding.
05:10 - 05:45
The Office
Valentine's Day
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day.
05:45 - 06:20
The Office
Dwight's Speech
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help.
06:20 - 06:55
The Office
Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Michael strikes up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy when children visit the office.
06:55 - 07:30
The Office
Michael's Birthday
Series, Sitcom
Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating to celebrate his birthday; Kevin waits nervously for test results.
07:30 - 08:00
The Office
Drug Testing
Series, Sitcom, Comedy
Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor.
08:00 - 08:35
The Daily Show
Series, Talk, Interview, Comedy
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
08:35 - 09:02
Family Guy
Absolutely Babulous
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.
09:02 - 09:30
Family Guy
Disney's The Reboot
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some feedback.
09:30 - 10:00
Family Guy
Cat Fight
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down; when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp to find their way.
10:00 - 10:30
Family Guy
Peter & Lois' Wedding
Series, Animated, Sitcom, Comedy
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening; Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.
10:30 - 11:00
South Park
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
11:00 - 11:30
South Park
Cherokee Hair Tampons
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
11:30 - 12:00
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
12:00 - 12:30
South Park
It Hits the Fan
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
12:30 - 13:00
South Park
I'm a Little Bit Country
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
13:00 - 13:30
South Park
Krazy Kripples
Series, Animated, Sitcom
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
13:30 - 14:00
South Park
Toilet Paper
Series, Animated, Sitcom
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
14:00 - 14:30
South Park
Canceled
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.
14:30 - 15:00
South Park
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Series, Animated, Sitcom
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
15:00 - 15:30
South Park
Good Times With Weapons
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
15:30 - 16:00
South Park
AWESOM-O
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
16:00 - 16:30
South Park
Up the Down Steroid
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.
16:30 - 17:00
South Park
The Passion of the Jew
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
17:00 - 17:30
South Park
You Got..
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
17:30 - 18:00
South Park
The Jeffersons
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
18:00 - 18:35
South Park
Douche and Turd
Series, Animated, Sitcom
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
18:35 - 19:10
South Park
Preschool
Series, Animated, Sitcom
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.
19:10 - 19:45
South Park
Quest for Ratings
Series, Animated, Sitcom
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
19:45 - 20:15
South Park
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
20:15 - 20:50
South Park
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers, and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
20:50 - 21:25
South Park
Make Love, Not Warcraft
Series, Animated, Sitcom
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
21:25 - 22:00
South Park
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Series, Animated, Sitcom
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
22:00 - 22:30
South Park
Miss Teacher B... a Boy
Series, Animated, Sitcom
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
22:30 - 23:00
South Park
Hell on Earth 2006
Series, Animated, Holiday, Sitcom
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
23:00 - 23:30
Seinfeld
The Maid
Series, Sitcom
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.
23:30 - 00:00
Seinfeld
The Clip Show
Series, Sitcom
Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.